unamusedsloth:

Someone made 50 cent’s tweet into a poster

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when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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simplyerrca:

spanielradcliffe:

I would watch the SHIT out of this.

STOP

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peter-pans-booty-shorts:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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"Every morning, we get a chance to be different. A chance to change. A chance to be better. Your past is your past. Leave it there. Get on with the future part."

kidanedakh:

So, ya wanna be a hero, kid? Well, whoop-dee-doo!

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monalisasvagina:

JungleJim4322@yahoo.com in proper beach attire

HAHAHAA ACTUALLY CACKLING

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tigerarchivist:

mikomikono:

persephoneshadow:

i-made-my-choice-a-long-time-ago:

songofages:

bobeestinger:

muchymozzarella:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

^ TRUTH

Seriously, whenever I use a flip phone the first thing I always think of is Star Trek :D

NO 

THIS SHIT AIN’T RIGHT

STAR TREK DIDN’T PREDICT THE FUTURE FOOL

IT CREATED THE FUTURE

IT INSPIRED THE FUTURE

THE REASON THESE THINGS EXIST IS BECAUSE STAR TREK MADE PEOPLE WANT THEM TO HAPPEN

STAR TREK IS THE FUTURE

Dont forget about automatic doors

People are currently trying to make tricorders  as well. So far it can monitor heart functions.

oh an hyposprays are in the works, too

That’s all cool but where is my freaking replicator?

Food replicators are a real thing too! Well sort of… 3D printers are used in some nursing homes to print out food that looks real but is softer, because the elders don’t want to eat mush but they can’t eat proper food anymore. Give it a few years and we’ll be able to print anything with the right ingredients.

Let’s say it again: STAR TREK INSPIRED THE FUTURE.

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studiocute:

Can’t agree more.

I begrudgingly love this show.

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